How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

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What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

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Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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hey, my names mark.

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roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

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A bus with 11 passengers is making its final stops for the night. At main street it drops of 6 people and picks up 2, at broad it drops of 3 and picks up 4, at 3rd street it drops of 5 and picks up 1, and finally at 6th street it drops off 4 and picks up 0. How many people are still on the bus? 13 if you include the dead bodies in the back

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I just drank a cola.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

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What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

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What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

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GAWS SI EKOJITNA

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My dad

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

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Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

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A man walks into a music store and hears dubstep playing in the background and he says, "Ugh! I hate dubstep!" Suddenly the clerk gets extremely offended and says, "Haters gonna be gay!" The man chuckles at the clerk's remark and shakes his head. "No no no silly," He said. "Haters gonna not be deaf." He says shaking his head as he walks out. The clerk tries to elaborate on what the man meant, but he realizes he cannot hear his thoughts.

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Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Theres a crazy ass alpaca ready to take a shit on you

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The only thing worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke is finding a REAL joke on Anti-Joke

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Penis-biter

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Why did the monkey cross the road? It didn't. It died!

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Why couldn't the tractor start? The farmer lost the keys.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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