- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

penis?

My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

I like your hair

Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Would anyone like to contribute to my slush fund?

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

kaite is dumb that is true

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

i keep getting thumbs down...

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

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