- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

I like your hair

How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Would anyone like to contribute to my slush fund?

i keep getting thumbs down...

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

kaite is dumb that is true

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

how do u make an infant cry? hit it in the face with a full grown salmon.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

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