What did the guy say to the mushroom? You're a fungi

Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

What did bob order at pizza hut? Pizza

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woman..parallel parking

Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

So, two people park their car and walk into a bar. Wait, no. They were walking into a grocery store and they were riding skateboards, not a car. Then, the kid walks in after them. Oh, did I forget to mention they had children? And also, they're married. So anyway, they walk into this grocery store, and meet a barkeep. Wait no that's ridiculous why would a barkeep be in a grocery store. Let me start over. Bah.. never mind. I forgot what happened next, but it was REALLY FUNNY!

What's the difference between a brick and Ricky? A brick gets laid and has a higher iq

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other is a baby.

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Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

you wanna hear a good anti joke?, so do i

women rights

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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