- Anti Joke

A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

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If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

women rights

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

Why do people on here submit anti-jokes involving children getting raped or killed? Because the people on this website are sadists. =/

Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

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Why did the TV fall of a cliff? Because a nice man was donating it to the homeless shelter which hangs over a cliff. The man placed the TV in the back room on the floor. There was a weak spot on the floor and when the fattest homeless person walked over the floor, the floor broke which was a HUGE inconvenience because he TV and the fat man fell through the floor and over the cliff, luckily the TV was plugged in so it was hanging by the cord but an old lady with Alzheimer's forgot that there was a hole in the floor and unplugged the TV so she could clean the switches. In the end the TV fell off the cliff.

Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

An Indian lady is pushing her child down a footpath in a stroller whilst leading her dog. A refridgerator lands on the mother. Why did the Chinese man behind her cry? Because loss of life is a frantic event and having witnessed such an event he was deeply shocked. He was also sad that no dogs were killed. This is because a dog killed his wife in a freak accident and he has held a grudge against the species ever since.

Continents are large islands.

Why is motorboating so much fun? Because they are unmatched for their speed and agility in the water.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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