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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

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Why did the teenager commit suicide? Because he was constantly being bullied in school, which caused him to be depressed. Days later he found out that his mother had breast cancer and was most likely not going to survive.

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HAHA i just read a joke!!! and i liked it! :D to bad you dont know what page it was on... wanna know?... YOUR..... #1 LALALA

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what do you call a kid in a wheelchair? . handicapped.

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A dog walk into a bar, and the bartender asks, "What"ll it be?" The dog then breaks into tears as he realizes the bartender is his father's gay husband.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. I don't know, I've had a bad day, I can't think straight. Why do you keep asking me these questions? Always talking at me, everyday it's the same - why can't you just shut up?! I would be better off dead, then it would stop, this suffocating blackness. I need to escape...I'm going to do it tonight...pills, something like that...I don't care any longer. Goodbye.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it's in a chicken coop.

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Whats fat yellow and diabetic Brett lai lan

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Why were there bones on the moon? The cow diden't make it.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Interrupting Pessimist. Interrupting Pessi- Slavery.

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Why couldn't the blind man drive? His sight impairment made him unable to fulfill the task without harming himself and potentially other people.

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Why is that chicken crossing the ro-..... oh, woops, he got run over by that truck...

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Roses are red Violets are blue If i gave a rats ass I'd worry about you

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because She's Dead.

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When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

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Why does annie put 2 balls together? bacuse its makes a BUTT! oo

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you set her alarm for the intended time

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How many babies does it take it to feed a grown man? It depends on the size of the man, how hungry he is and how big the babies are.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A severely beaten and bruised man who was found un conscience and robbed in a dark parking lot behind Dennys at 2 o'clock in the morning.

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hi im tom. whats your name? joe. hi im tom. whats your name? joe... tom has short term memory loss.

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What happens when lady gaga and chris brown jump into the pool at the same exact time. They get wet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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