What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. *Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter*

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Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

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Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

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What are Antijokes? type of comedy typical joke setup anticlimax that it lack of punchline.

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Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

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What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

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Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

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who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

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What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

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How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

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a man walks out of a gas station and sees an indian with his ear to the road. He walks up to him and the indian says "truck... ford truck... large man in front with flannel shirt and trucker cap... german sheperd in passenger seat... licence plate 4563u6." Amazed the other man says " wow, you can tell all of that just by listening to the road?" The indian says "no thats a the truck that ran over me five minuites ago"

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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when life throws you lemons you should watch out or you might get hurt.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had three balls.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A rather unfortunate physical disability

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Boyfriend: Why are you so negative all the time? Girlfriend: I'm not! I'm positive! Boyfriend: No your not your arguing with me right now and you... Narrator: The girl takes the pregnancy test and shoves it in the guys mouth kicks him in the nuts and runs out the door.

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What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

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What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

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What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

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What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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