A man was running from drug dealers When they had him cornered he ran towards the sun and died

Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

black people are white when i use night gogles

What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

So, how 'bout that airline food?

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

-Why did the man sue the train driver after he witnessed his friends death? -Because he was owed a duty of care.

What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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