Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

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Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

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whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

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A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

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Ha! You're so gay that I respect the sexuality you were born with and I feel completely comfortable with, and happy for, you and your preferences.

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Why was the boy laughing? Because

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Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

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Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

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GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

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no

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what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

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When I get aroused I get a solid snake

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The Moon Landing.

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(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

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Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

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A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

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Justin beiber's penis

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Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

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Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

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Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

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Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

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Anti Joke

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