what did Susie, the girl with no arms, say after she fell off the swing? nothing, she was killed on impact.

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Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

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What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

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You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

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What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

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Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

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how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

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How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

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Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

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A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

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What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

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Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

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What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

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What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

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what did meredith and nick have in common an i

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A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

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My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

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What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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