What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

Muslim athletes.

Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

Internet Explorer

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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