Q:What do you call a duck that can fly? A:Bird.

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Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

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Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

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What do you call a Rhino and a Lion having sex? Pointless, since they can't reproduce

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Today, my doctor discovered I had a tumor in my brain the size of a walnut. FML.

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I knocked on my neighbors door to complain about the horrible smell before remembering I killed him the week before, he has no family and no one will ever know.

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Q: What's worst than the Holocaust? A: 6 million Jews

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why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

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A blonde girl walks into a car.

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What did Jean Luc Picard say to Data when he saw a broken Janome Overlocker? Make it Sew

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing set? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Patient: Doctor Doctor I think I have HIV! Doctor: Wtf to that one...

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 5 dollars he would have 10 dollars

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Knock, knock. Who's there? I. I who? I broke my dick.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Man Man who? The man who is knocking. Now open the door Carl!

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Why did the man reach for his gun? Because he wanted to kill someone.

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Why did the drunk walk into the bar? Because he has a serious drinking problem.

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im at school

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What do you call a person with no arms? Armless.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?... To get to the other side.

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-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Cancer

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