Q: what's the difference between a young, geeky kid living in Wisconsin's basketball and Yao Ming's basketball? A: young, geeky kids cannot live in Wisconsin's basketball. Wisconsin is a state, and states cannot own objects because they aren't sentient beings. And Yao Ming's basketball... is just a regular basketball that happens to be owned by Yao Ming.

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An astronaut walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After waiting for about 1 and a half minutes he receives his beer. The bartender says it was 3 dollars. The astronaut checks his wallet and finds no money so he pays with credit card. The bartender swipes his credit card but the card doesn't work. So the astronaut takes out his debit card. When the bartender swipes the debit card it worked. In relief the astronaut looks at the bartender and says "Thank you" and then goes home.

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here's a chuck norris fact: Chuck Norris is 5'10 and lost to bruce lee!

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Whats two plus two? Miles

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange Who? Oranges are very good for you and enriched with vitamin C that is apparently good to intake when you are experiencing cold/flu like symptoms during the winter season and your doctor won't give you medication because you aren't sick enough and you already ask for medication to much because you think you are always sick with something. That's what happens when you're a hypochondriac.

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You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

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What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar everyone is amazed because the surgery he just got cured his parilization

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What does water smell like? water.

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What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Roses are red

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why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

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A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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Yo Momma's so old... She has lived a great life and you should be very proud of her even though she is slowly dying of a degenerative disease.

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Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

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24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

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Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

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The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

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Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

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why did the Japanese boy drop his ice cream ? Because he was hit by a building.

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If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

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Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

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