How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

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What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

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What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

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When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

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Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

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Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

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An astronaut walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After waiting for about 1 and a half minutes he receives his beer. The bartender says it was 3 dollars. The astronaut checks his wallet and finds no money so he pays with credit card. The bartender swipes his credit card but the card doesn't work. So the astronaut takes out his debit card. When the bartender swipes the debit card it worked. In relief the astronaut looks at the bartender and says "Thank you" and then goes home.

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here's a chuck norris fact: Chuck Norris is 5'10 and lost to bruce lee!

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Q: what's the difference between a young, geeky kid living in Wisconsin's basketball and Yao Ming's basketball? A: young, geeky kids cannot live in Wisconsin's basketball. Wisconsin is a state, and states cannot own objects because they aren't sentient beings. And Yao Ming's basketball... is just a regular basketball that happens to be owned by Yao Ming.

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Whats two plus two? Miles

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange Who? Oranges are very good for you and enriched with vitamin C that is apparently good to intake when you are experiencing cold/flu like symptoms during the winter season and your doctor won't give you medication because you aren't sick enough and you already ask for medication to much because you think you are always sick with something. That's what happens when you're a hypochondriac.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar everyone is amazed because the surgery he just got cured his parilization

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You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

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What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

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What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

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What does water smell like? water.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Roses are red

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why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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Anti Joke

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