what did the clock say to the other clock? .. were both lawyers!

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Why did the blackjack player gamble every night and day and not eat, sleep, or use the bathroom? To practice for a tournament in which the grand prize was to save his dying grandmother.

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Yo mama is so fat she could be a plus size model because she's big and hot.

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Why is there such a big box because there is some writing down here :)

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A giraffe walks into a bar.... just kidding, a giraffe wouldnt fit in a bar.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong is an astronaut. Michael Jackson abuses little kids.

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Where did Susie go when her town was bombed? Everywhere.

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what did the kid with poleo get for christmas. whatever he has on his christmas list because his parents feel bad for passing down the genetic information(DNA) that gave him poleo.

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Why don't women bother to have penises? Because they're lazy and they don't care.

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What's orange and not an orange? An orange.

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We just got a letter We just got a letter We just got a letter I wonder who it's from Oh look, it's a letter from our friends If there is a place you got to go I am the one you need to know I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! If there is a place you got to get I can get you there I bet I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map! I'm the Map!

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How do you get your clock to stop ticking? Hit it with a sledge hammer.

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What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

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Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

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What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

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You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

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Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

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Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

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Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

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What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

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Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

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whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

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Anti Joke

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