- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

Knock Knock Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Ah don’t be sad, Boo’s here to cheer you up!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. wait wut are u a bitch Violet are not freakin blue its Purple

How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

What did the farmer that lost his tractor say? Wheres my tractor?

How do you fit 100 dead babies into a box? Put them into a blender.

What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? Nothing.

What is black and blue? A pen with reversable ink.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, speaking to a bird would have been considered highly irregular, bordering on insane. He left the bird alone, until the time came to slaughter the bird and take it's nutritious meat.

What do you call a man with a knife in his back? An ambulance

a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

What do you call an african american child that hasn't eaten in a week? hungry.

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

Homonyms should be band.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

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