why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

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Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

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what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

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What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

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What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

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Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

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A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

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What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

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Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

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i bought a knock-knock joke book, and was unamused.

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Picture This, you are going down the freeway in a yellow four-door banana, going 75 mph and all 4 tires blow out, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Theres no bones in ice cream.

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Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

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Why did Martian Luther King climb the mountain? Because there was a KFC on top

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Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Never mind

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What's for dinner? Flesh from when your brother was alive and your blood.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

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Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

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A man walked into a bar Ouch!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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