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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

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yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

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Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

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If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

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There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

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Yeah, Eliza, its me, its so strange, you are the only one I remember from highschool, I was worried you had forgotten about me, anyway, yeah type as if you where speaking to him, and dont worry, I know I could not keep a secret back then, and I told Nero, so and he promised me he would kindly break my fingers if I told anyone, besides I dont do that anymore trust me.

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What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

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What did Grandma give little Ben for Christmas? a wheelchair

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

Guess what? Bananas

Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all fall on a small boy below, putting him into a 20-year coma.

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

watch me nae nae

Where's my tractor?

YOLO You only like Oreos

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

i keep getting thumbs down...

There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

Whats black and red inside? A black guy

Why did the boy cry Because he fell

What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

What did Grandma give little Ben for Christmas? a wheelchair

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