- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

Poop.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

Knock Knock "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

What did the fish say after he

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? The list goes on.

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

roses are red and violets are in fact violet

A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

What do you call a black man? A person

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