- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

whats polish and black a polish black person

What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? The chicken was locked in a cage and the nearest intersection is about a mile away.

Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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