- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

Mormons having fun.

A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

Hitler, a Nazi, and a Jew walk into a bar. Only Hitler and the Nazi walk out. What happened to the Jew? He had to use the bathroom so he asked Hitler and his Nazi friend to wait in the car.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

VAGINA.

A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

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