- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

2 + 2 = 4

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

Why didn't you hit the little mexican boy riding a bike? - it's probably was not your bike and it would have been against the law if you did so it was the kind thing to do -AHW

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the gay guys house Knock knock Who is there The chicken!!!!!!

Two nineteenth century men walk into a bar. Their wives didn't complain, because if they did they'd get hit. hard.

Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

A: Knock Knock B: ...

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

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Mormons having fun.

What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

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