Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first baby. Why did the third baby fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

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Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

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#Cutforbieber - Cole g.

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children burning

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What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

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What's clear and wet? water

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nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

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Politics

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless he's a witch doctor, then you'll need an apple and some ayaheusca. The fractal dream will destroy time and space as consciousness returns upon itself at times end

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How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

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whats 2+2? 4

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If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

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Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

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What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

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Do you speak alien? Hola.

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Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

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NAACP

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What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

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Whats has no comedic value? A brick

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Anti Joke

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