- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

what has genitial warts? me

what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

i dont know why but when ever i see jew they always say "whats up?"

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

A cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. Well, okay, it doesn't actually order it. It more of meows in a begging fashion and the bartender, being a kind individual, gets the lost animal a bowl of milk. But who's to argue semantics?

Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

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What's worse than World War II? World War III.

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What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

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