Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

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What does a man say to his annoying friend? Please stop annoying me now.

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Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

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Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

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What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

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Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

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What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

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whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

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roses are red violets are blue everyone is stupid how about you? -I'm not Im black

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There were three soap salesmen in a bar. They were comparing how good they were at selling their wares. "I'm so good that I sell 60% of my soap bars each day," says the first salesman, bragging. The second one wasn't to be outdone. "I'm so good that I sell 80% of my soap bars," he declared. The last salesmen, who, up to the moment had been relatively quiet, suddenly said in a calm and collected manner, "Oh that's nothing. I'm so good that I sell all of my soap bars each day."

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

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What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

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There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

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hi joshua

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Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

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What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

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whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

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cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer

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Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

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Hey, you wanna hear a joke? The holocaust.

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Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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