whats black and white? a zebra

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Why couldn't the black man participate in the running category of the Olympics? Because he had no legs, he was referred to the Special Olympics, instead.

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why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

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there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

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What does a carrot and a potato have in common? They're both not chocolate

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Why did the girl have twins she was raped

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Q: How do you get an elephant in a refrigerator in three easy steps? A: You open the refrigerator door, you put the elephant inside, you close the refrigerator door. Q": How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator in four easy steps? A": You open the refrigerator door, you take the elephant out, you put the giraffe inside, you close the refrigerator door.

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Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

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So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

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Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

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Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

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-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

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What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

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A street performer was sitting on a curb playing guitar when a black man walked up and put some money in the guitar case. The street performer nodded in appreciation of the man's donation and continued to play his instrument.

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-how many potatoes are in a sack -5

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Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

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A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

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A have a black guy in my family tree. He married my cousin a few years back

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Sarah Palin

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Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

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