Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

Hello, I'm David and I just stabbed my aunt in the eye. Just kidding, my name isn't David. That was an Aunt Eye(anti) joke.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

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why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

why was 6 jealous of 7? 7 had a huge dick.

Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

If this joke were a potato I would be very confused

Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? God bless you.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

<=3 penis

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