What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

2 men walk into a bar. 3 come out

Q-what did the black man say before he crossed the road? A-i wanna cross the road.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's a woman.

What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

Q. Why did the Unicorn die A. It got hit by a Bus

A married couple is arguing over the temperature in their house. The wife wants it at 62 degrees and the husband wants it at 74. What should they do? Nothing while they are arguing their daughter decides to put it at 32 and freeze them to death

Theory: Jesus: Father why must I go die in order to defeat sin, is sin not a product of humans? God: SHHH! You want humans to know they are stronger than us? Real life: Later on the cross Jesus: FATHER WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! God: *Thunder* Moral: Makes sense... Kinda? Maybe? A bit? I honestly do not get it :(

Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

What does a man say to his annoying friend? Please stop annoying me now.

Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar everyone is amazed because the surgery he just got cured his parilization

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

Moby Stick, the Great White Twig

What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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