What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

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A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

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What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

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a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

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If Johnny can hold 7 bottles of Vodka in one hand and 6 cans of beer in the other, what does Johnny have? A drinking problem.

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Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

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how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

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What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

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Why did Bob fall over? He was impaled by a narwhal. -BG

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

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Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

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Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

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Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

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What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

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What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

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how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

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What color is red paint? Red

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A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

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what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

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What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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