what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

5 people are walking

What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

What the hell are you doing?

if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

Why are you looking here? The joke's in your hand.

A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

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