A Dog walked into a bar and the bartenter said 'What can i get you' the dog dident say aneything cuz its a dog!!!!!

Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

why did the chicken cross the road? becasue he wanted to. also he didnt want to be involved in the holocost

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What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

Lard and Liz lard,lard and Liz

How many Jews can you fit in an oven? None, it's illegal.

Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

A guy walks into a bar and says ouch.

Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its body.

What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

Whats bad about a black cop coming to your house? I was having a KKK meeting in the basement.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

A woman walks into a bar but is promptly returned to her kitchen by an officer of the law. Later that same evening, she is beaten mercilessly by her husband for her outright disrespect for the social restrictions imposed upon her gender.

Once upon a time, there was a man. He was black. The end.

knock, knok who's there? ya ya who? yahoo

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

hi joshua

Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

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