why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

my hand is a DOLPHIN!

Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

5 people are walking

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. *knock knock* -Who's there? -Not Suzy.

How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

Two penguins are sitting in the bathtub, the first one says to the second one "pass the soap." The other penguin says," what do I look like a radio?"

A lawyer met with his client and said.. well, there is some good news and some bad news The bad news is that you're going to prison for life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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