What did the mormon say when he complemented the gay person? Nothing, because mormons hate gays.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

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Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

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how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

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What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

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whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

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How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

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Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

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A cat walks into a bar. What's the first thing it says? Absolutely nothing. It was knocked out.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

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Cameron is a r e t a r d

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Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

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Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

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Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

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Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

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What did the taxi driver say to the chicken when the chicken called a cab? "aren't you supposed to be crossing a road somewhere?" Little did the taxi driver know that the chickens license was taken away for multiple DUIs because when his wife left him he became an alcoholic mess, lost his job and became depressed. But when he called the taxi, he was on his way to a job interview. Since he never made it to his job interview he soon went broke and lost his home. Having hit rock bottom, the chicken unawarely started to cross a busy road and was ran over by that same taxi driver.

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Alice, seriously do as I say, I lived with the man for over 16 years, those are not hallucinations, its PTSD, without ritalin he will just go trough that agony for nothing, not coffee not chocolate or any of that, anything that helps his focus. Seriously do not be a bitch Alice, listen to him and do as he says. Its not the first time people think he is having hallucinations when his eyes start moving back and forth like crazy, he is not seeing things, he is experiencing this as if they where real, and just because he can stay in that state for days, does not mean he is meant to go trough that kind of agony because of your ethics or caring or whatever your hesitation might be, the man can go without food for weeks if he has to, but not after you sneak trash like Zopiclone into his system. That was a mistake of yours, make up for it Alice, or ill make you pay.

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What is human, went bankrupt eight times, got a small loan of a million dollars, and is over all a terrible person? Your probably thinking Donald Trump Well your correct.

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Everyone was standing in a bank happily Three muslims walk in Everyone continues their everyday lives coz we live in a non racist society and nothing could go wrong Then the building blew up

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