- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

whats black and white with red all over. something that's black and white with red all over.

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

hello juliano and guss. having fun?

What did the doctor say to his patient? Doctors are not allowed to give out personal information involving their patients.

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

5 - samios in a wheelchair.

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

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