why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

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How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

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Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

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xavier stop

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I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

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On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

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Dan walked into a jelly fish

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Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

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roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

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What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

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Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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why did the car crash? Because the driver was just a box of raisen Brand

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Q: If Elvis was alive today, what would he crave the most? A: Brains. Moral: BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS!

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Fucked thinking zero out of sub level -1 I hate Black Mexican Jews Born in China! But that does not make me a racist! I insist I am not a racist, there exists only two of them and they are both assholes... ...Or is that racist? :S NeroMetal: The ONLY Moralman aka the most pointless man in history not the "leader of Neronist whatever fuck I raped and killed that Faqq0t murderer, no fucking "Church Of Nero" There is no code embedded here... ...Or is that racist?:S

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A man walks into a bar, gets caught in a knife fight, and dies horribly. The funeral was closed casket.

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Knock Knock Who's There 42

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Sorry, had it not been for my contacts, you would all have ended up in prison because of "The Wiz", I know you got a clean plate, but this guy was doing some seriously dirty laundry claiming to be working for "The Order", again it is best you all keep low, I will make sure my men evacuate this place as soon as we have rigged the game to your favor. As far as we can tell, he was the only one leaking Intel, but I suggest you keep an close eye on the rest of your boys and girls.

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haha

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a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

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knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

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yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

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