- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

your brother so fine that hes skinney

Why was the black man in the hotel so upset? I shit on his chest.

WOMENS RIGHTS

What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

So three nazis walk into a B.A.R

How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

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