Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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What do gay cows eat? Grass.

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Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

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A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

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What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

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yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

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If i open this door you can go trough it

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Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

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What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have Alzheimer's, CHEESE ON TOAST

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The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

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What do you get when you cross 3 men and a chainsaw? Answer: 2 and a half men

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First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

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-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

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Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

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Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

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i have a christmas tree.

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Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

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my hand is a DOLPHIN!

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Knock knock Get off my porch.

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Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

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What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

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Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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