Q: whats worse that sucking at piano A: the world blowing up

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

Moderately entertaining story, friend.

Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

Dumb

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

A Muslim man walks away from a populated area leaving his briefcase behind. After a few minutes he returns because he forgot his briefcase.

How do you find out how many Mexicans are living in the United States? Take a Census.

Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

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