How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? ...hey, it's kinda fun to type tootsie... ...tootsie tootsie tootsie...

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Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating in mid air? Drop It Niggher!

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What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

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whats black and red all over? a chalk board

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Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

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This joke is funny

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When an intellectual was told by someone, "Your beard is now coming in," he went to the rear entrance and waited for it. Another intellectual asked what he was doing. Once he heard the whole story, he said: "I'm not surprised that people say we lack common sense. How do you know that it's not coming in by the other gate?"

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia Poem make YOU!

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there was a blonde and abrunette and they both jumped off a bridge . who hit the bottom first? the brunette beacuase when the blonde was halfway down she had to walk back up and ask for directions

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Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

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How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

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The last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet single celled bacteria.

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Jim came home from work. only to find out his family had been murdered

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Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

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Hey, did you guys hear what happened the Steve Jobs? He died.

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i wonder when lachlan will come out of the closet and give keiran a blowjob

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Jesus steps out of a boat, and walks across the water to shore. He's such a show of. Only an attention whore would leave a boat and walk across water for no good reason.

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what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

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How many Mexicans can you fit in a Smart car? None. It's too damn small!

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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What's bue and sticky? -A blue stick.

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I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasnt wearing a seat belt.

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