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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. Martin was a lonely man

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

A man took a police officers gun and threw it at a baby in a stroller. He went to jail.

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot

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