What looks like donuts but stinks of shit. Sean Big Macs socks

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

FORTY SECONDS!!!!!!

Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

A man walks into a bar Ouch

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

What does water smell like? water.

A Muslim walked into a bar....nothing happened

book 'em danno

Whats the difference between a field of corn and a dead body? The field of corn wasn't killed by severe blood loss and hemorrhaging after it was stabbed in the back, stomach and abdomen 27 times in 1987, where the escaped convicted serial killer buried it beside a river in Northern Dakota.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

A postal worker creeps past a sleeping bulldog. The dog does not wake up, and the mail is delivered successfully.

Why couldn't the man read? Because he was illiterate

So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

69- by Adam Chebali

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