The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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One more note for my children: ...My words appeal to your dark, evil side, it is that which might trigger your fear and disgust... But dont blame your fear on me you moron... ....To those that react with fear and disgust towards my comments: You know the fear and disgust in you, your own emotions make you feel fear and disgust for yourselves, because like all and everything that feels the inspiring words of the Black Angel... ...You know you like it ;) The friendly Black Angel/R*pist: God can free you from the temptation I inspired in your heart, but why would you? Now, thumb this comment down, so you can feel "good about yourself" and suffer in life in order to become a slave and serve the one that made you suffer troughout life... You think me, yet you fail to see that if it where me, I would have be Jehovah your GOD!... ...Worry not though, all of those that plan to stick alive for 10-15 years and I allow to live, will get to serve The Only God, your EMPEROR: Moral Man... Know my name and fear it, and yes mortal, you will also be screaming it...

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Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

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a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

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Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

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I love Japan. It's the bomb.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Me. May I come in?" "Yes, you may."

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There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

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Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

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I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

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Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

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Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

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Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

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How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

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What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

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How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

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What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

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Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

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Anti Joke

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