- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

What did the dog say to the house? Roof

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

Donkey lips

I think everybody ought to have a penis.

A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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