What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

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Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

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Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

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What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

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This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

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Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

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How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

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I can count to potato.

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What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

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There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

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How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

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roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Little Justin's bike has a flat tire has a flat tire. He asks his dad to inflate it. "Sure Justin I can fix that for you." Said his father. But he overinflates the tire, causing the tire to explode and ignite the chemicals. The house burns to the ground, killing Justin and his parents. The fire then spreads and the hole city burns. 50,000 people die.

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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

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What did the dog say to the house? Roof

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Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

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What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

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What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

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A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

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Donkey lips

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

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I think everybody ought to have a penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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