- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

What is more worse than death? Death

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

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Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

Roses are red, Violets are blue when I saw you what the heel are you

Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

Whats funnier than 2 dead babies? Seinfeld, and I hate Seinfeld.

Q: What did the whale say to the other whale? A: MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Farmers are outstanding in their fields

Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? Well, he's dead.

A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

What do gay cows eat? Grass.

I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

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