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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with one ear? A one-eared man.

Why are cats mammals? Because they are descended from primordial mammals in the distant past which are the common ancestors of all mammals.

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

how do jews pay for a $1200 Tv. they play $1000.

What is the difference between a duck? one of its legs is both the same.

Why is a chicken coupe, a coupe not a sedan? Because a sedan would have four doors.

What's a cow's fovorite vacation spot? Farmyard animals do not receive vacations, they have long hours, no pay, and get eaten upon death.

What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

What's better than singing in the rain? Singing in a Pitt of fire. Oh wait that would be way worse than singing in the rain

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a human profession, and the other is a type of fish.

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing set? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

How do you know when your dog is gay? When the dog starts wearing way to many Deep Vs and watches the Oxygen channel with "friends"

Robin, Get in the Car

Roses are red violits are blue I have ADHD do you like cats?

Why couldnt the boy poop? Because he was staring right in his eye.

Why is three afraid of four? Because four ate five.

Yo mama is so poor she used the welfare system and is a family of 4 and has a successful business now

Whats sad about a city bus full of black people exploding. NOTHING

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

Why did the n i g g e r steal money? because he was black! and wanted a KFC thanksgiving! :)

Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

A lawyer gets admitted to a bar.

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