Why is the chicken dead? It tried to cross the road.

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What do you do with a dead black man? Respect his final wishes and provide him with proper funeral services.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Some jokes rhyme, But this one doesn't

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If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

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What's green, and looks like money? Money...

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A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

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Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

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An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

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what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

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Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

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A duck quacks in a mountain range. No one on or nearby the mountains hears the duck because ducks' quacks don't echo.

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Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

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What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

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Well Nero, my actual name is Axel Knight, I might have used your "moralman" identity as my own social experiment of sorts, I mean no offense, and if you will leave some contact information, I am sure we can arrive to some kind of settlement... ...Keep your identity crisis thing, I have absolutely no reason to continue communicating here, besides, its six million followers, actually more like seven...

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Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

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Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

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I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

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... i forgot the joke :p

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Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

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What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

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Rick santorum

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