What is the difference between a Mexican man and a bench? The Mexican man is a human being, thus being sentient and able to partake in social activities, such as receiving education, meeting people, getting a job, raising a family, and getting somewhere in life. The bench cannot do anything. It is inanimate and is meant to be sat on.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He decided to sail to Portland. He cast off and was never seen again.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

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If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

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What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

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Why? Why Not?

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Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

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If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

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What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

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Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

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Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

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Penis

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What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

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roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

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And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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dildos are red, vaginas are blue, mother, what have I done to you?

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What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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What's great about taking a shower with a twelve year old girl. Pulling her hair back and making her look like a six year old

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Why didn't the girl get on the school bus? It was Sunday.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

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What happened to the guy that took to many lunesta pills? He fell asleep but he was glad it was the weekend or he would have been late for his job

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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