How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

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Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

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69- by Adam Chebali

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What should'nt you say to a rape victim. Rape.

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Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

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What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

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What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

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Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

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Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

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Why did the chicken go down the road? He was in a KFC truck and was headed to his death...

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Black...

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Hey! Where is my tracker?

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A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

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Right now I'm walking down a road shoot car rhendhhdgfgdyxchdhsggggggggggggggggggggggggg

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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a blond girl walks into a bar

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Why do so many Koreans go to medical school? Practicing medicine is a rewarding and respected career.

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Why did the little boy have to go to the hospital? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a train.

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doctor , doctor , i feel depressed , we will start you on a course of anti-depressents , vitimins , and daily exercise, make a appointment for next week , and i will referrer you to a phycatrist

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There's two sausages in a pan.. One says "Wow it's hot in here" The other says... "agrhhh a talking sausage"

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God said onto john "come forth and receive eternal life" john came fifth and received a toaster.

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Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

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A man buys a prius

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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