Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally had a burning hatred for dairy products.

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Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

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A man named Jack has three kids. The oldest is named Jordan, the middle one is named Kim, and the youngest is named Alex. One day Jordan walked up to his father and asked him how his day was. His father replied, "It was fine."

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a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

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I was walking down the street and a guy fell down right next to me. He woke up a hour later and asked "what smells like year old cat pee?" I said "year old cat pee retard honestly." Then he died. Morale don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to.

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YOU

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Guy 1: Hey, do you like fish sticks? Guy2: Yeah. Guy 1: Me too

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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whats white and looks like paper paper

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Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

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What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

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What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

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An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

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How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

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why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

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give me a thumbs up

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Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

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What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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