- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

Do you want icecream, Björn?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

what does a chair look like? a chair.

The blondes on the opposite part of the lake is a pretty good joke

What's greasier than a baby? A burger

whats black and has many friends? a kind sociable black person

who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

What's funny about a man walking into a bar? He was a clown.

Two scuba divers are playing cards on the bottom of the ocean. One asks "have you got amy threes?" Then they both die from maintained exposure to the incredible pressure at the bottom of the sea. One left behind three children.

Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

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