What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

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How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

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Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

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There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

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Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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these are shit

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Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

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Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

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How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

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What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

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Remember IRON MAN 3! Subscribe to www.prettypleasehelpmeforgethatpieceofshitmovie.com

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yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

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Moralman... Seriously man, take it easy, my name is Nero, yes I play dual identities sometimes, it is only in order to convey my hidden messages to my people. I am deeply sorry to admit that those that assaulted you where indeed from my order, they have been prosecuted by the law and excluded from our order.

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What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

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I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

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What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

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Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

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i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

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A man with Tourette's syndrome walks into a bar. Because of his disease, he shouts unexpected profanities across the room, and everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the humiliation anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom, pulls out a gun, and points it at his head. His wife walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and he notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to make. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. Shocked and afraid, he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentenced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man still suffers from Tourette's and cannot control his ticks and rots in jail. He continues to scream random obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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