- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch

What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink and sighs heavily, waiting to escape the reality of his broken home, his cheating wife, and his high school dropout kid.

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whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

Why can't girls count to seventy? Trick question. Clinical research has proven that a fair amount of girls are, in fact, capable of counting from one to seventy using ordinal numbers in the Arabic numeral system.

Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

How come little billy couldn't ride a tricycle? Because he was born without legs due to a rare disease and therefore can't pedal.

why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

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