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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

If you're riding on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a car? Blue. Because Ice cream doesn't have any bones.

An oriental man starts a new job. He is told to go to the Supply cupboard and bring back some stationery.He is gone far too long so his boss sends another man to see what is going on. The oriental man had a fatal stroke in the supply cupboard and was unfortunately dead.

Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. Martin was a lonely man

What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Not much, that would not be so great.

What do you have if you have 100 rabbits in a row and 99 step back? That would be a very unlikely thing to happen, unless a mildly scary predator was released in front of them, or they weren't all stepping back at the same time.

What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

The guy above me has a very nice joke

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Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

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You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

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