what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

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This is not a joke

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roses are red violets are blue I forogt what I was doing where am I?

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

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Religion.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

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What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

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How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch

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Whats worse then the quote "Do it, hit her!" The quote "Do it, Hitler!"

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What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

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Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

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A kid goes to Band Camp and comes back better at the Trumpet.

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What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

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Where did Little Billy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink and sighs heavily, waiting to escape the reality of his broken home, his cheating wife, and his high school dropout kid.

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penus

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whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

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What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

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What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

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Why can't girls count to seventy? Trick question. Clinical research has proven that a fair amount of girls are, in fact, capable of counting from one to seventy using ordinal numbers in the Arabic numeral system.

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Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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