- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is it too late to do? Apologize...

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

John has 7 apples and Lisa has 4 apples John eats 3 apples and Lisa eats 1 apple and give another to John Their diets lacks various essential nutrients

What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

Bannana man do do do do do ect.

There were two muffins in an oven. They were forgotten about by the baker so they cried, caught fire, burned to death, and formed a medium-sized pile of ashes.

Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Hollocaust. What's worse than the Hollocaust? 3 bee stings.

what did the clock say to the other clock? .. were both lawyers!

Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said: ‘I’ve had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died.

What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

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