- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus !

once you go black you prefer not to date any white people

womens rights

Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

"Want to hear something ironic?" ...he said to the deaf man.

What is blue and not heavy? Light blue!

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's been brutally cut open.

Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

How do you annoy Lady Gaga? Stab her with a knife.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

What do you call a gay dog? Steve

Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

Where did Sally go in the bombing? Everywhere

What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because she had no legs. Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally...

Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

GADZOOKS!

Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

Q: Why did the little girl scream? A: She didn't have a rape whistle.

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