How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

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If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

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How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

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What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

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do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

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Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

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Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

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Why are black people so tall? Because their parents were

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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How many software professionals does it take to get a file committed to source control? Well, today it took five.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

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Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

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A man walked into a bar Ouch.

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your dad's gay. just let that sink in.

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This anti-joke below is hilarious.

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Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

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A father teaches his son to ride a bike. Father: Don't stop or you'll fall. Son: Ok, dad. They have a nice time,

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A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

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Brad Fuller!

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