Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

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What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

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What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

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Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

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Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

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Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

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what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

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What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

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What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

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What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

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So like i was like 3 and I was like stupid or something I was only three, come on! three

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The Duck walks up to the lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand...Hey bum bum bum....How much is the lemonade

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Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

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What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

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raisin boogers

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A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee." The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. So, from now on whenever you have to 'pee' just tell me that you have to 'whisper.'" Then the mother, realizing how her son could later become confused, clarified. She said, "You can say you have to pee as long as you say it in a quiet voice." The boy understood. There were no problems afterwards.

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What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

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Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a pineapple

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

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why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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