My parents have an open marriage.

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holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

if u like this i wont pay you a dollar

Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

knock knock who's th...AIDS.....

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

Do you know what's funny? 9/11

whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

whats the dif...mexicans are gay

Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

What's big and green and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A snooker table

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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