What did the tree say to himself? Gee-oma-tree( get it geometry say it outloud)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

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Once upon a time, The end.

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

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Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said: ‘I’ve had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died.

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Three guys went barhopping. One slipped and broke his dick.

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Why did the black man wash up on shore? He was on a boating trip, deep sea fishing, with some close friends from high school. About half of a mile off shore his ship crashed and sunk to the bottom of the ocean. Sadly, not everyone lived this through this tragic accident. This man was one of them.

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What would a prostitute do if she was given a million dollars? She would probably diversify her portfolio. First, she would pay her rent. She would buy some groceries and a present for her mother. She would then invest it in stocks and low-yield bonds. She would they buy a vehicle. This win might not affect her continuance in her job.

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A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole.

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Dos Equis took down chuck Norris

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what do jews like the most? money, because they're all greedy fat nosed cunts

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How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

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What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

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What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

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your mother

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What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

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A guy walks into a bar and doesn't buy a 12 pack of coke, pepsi is better but he didn't have enough money to buy either.

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Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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