What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

Why did the boy die? He got shot in the face repeatedly.

What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

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Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

Luke Hardie is G@Y

knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

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Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

A planes crashes on the US-Canada border. The survivors are promptly taken to a hospital nearby to be treated for their injuries.

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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