Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

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What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

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A caterpillar and its mom (a butterfly) come upon a lion eating an antelope. The caterpillar says "Mom, why is the lion so mean to the antelope?" The mom replies: "it's the circle of life." The next day, the caterpillar and his mom witness a bird of prey swooping down and eating a mouse. The caterpillar asks why the bird of prey is so mean and the mom responds by saying its the circle of life. The next day, the caterpillar and its mom come across a trail of dead animals. They follow the trail to the end where they see a great lion. The mom opens her mouth to say its the circle of life when her son jumps up and eats the lion. THE END.

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A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

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baby seal walks into a club

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How do you make a blond shut up? Staple her tongue to the roof of her mouth and super-glue her lips together.

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This one time at band camp music was played.

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

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Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

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what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

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"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

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There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

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Why did chuck Norris take his friends to the buffet? Because buffets are great social conventions due to the allowance of sharing social favors while grabbing a succulent meal. Visit golden corral today.

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never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

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Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

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What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

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Please? No.

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why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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