- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

Whats worse to see 100 dead babies on the bed of a truck or 100 fake babies falling directly from the empire state building... I don't know I have never seen either but if you could tell me if you saw it maybe i can use my imaination!!!

WUT SMELLS ? my poo

XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 2.5 million children in the world are suffering from HIV/AIDs.

Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

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