What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

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Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

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Why did susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms... Why didn't she get up? She didn't have any legs... Why didn't anyone help her? She didn't have any friends. Then she died

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A man walked into a bar Ouch.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Well, he was dangerously fatigued from having weeped passionately the entire night in the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of 20 years and consequently finding out that his only daughter was in a tragic school bus accident.

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What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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Whats worse to see 100 dead babies on the bed of a truck or 100 fake babies falling directly from the empire state building... I don't know I have never seen either but if you could tell me if you saw it maybe i can use my imaination!!!

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What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

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WUT SMELLS ? my poo

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What did the Frenchman say to the Englishman? I don't know, I don't speak French.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

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How did the fat guy die? After an autopsy, it was discovered he was unaware of his type 2 diabetes and therefore did not treat it

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Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

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What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

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What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

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XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

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Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

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why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

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Anti Joke

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