Women's rights

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Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

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The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

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A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

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What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

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you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

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Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

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What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

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what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

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Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

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What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

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A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

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What do Batman and Harry Potter have in common? Their parents are dead.

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why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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Abstract thinking part one of... One: What kind of idiot tries to run trough a wall, rather than to just use the door? The "Idiot" is in a cell whose walls are made of thin wood plates, the door is made of steel and locked. How I cured my own damn anxiety five hundred of one: Now this is real see? I got stressed, damn it was like something that was not me but my body scared as shit began fearing for its life right my arms shaking like fuck sweat and all that crapa? So I got pissed got in front of the mirror, stared at myself and shouted "GODDAMN BODY YOU THINKS YOU CAN CONTROL ME? IF YOU DO NOT STOP BEING SO FUCKING AFRAID OF DEATH! THEN I WILL KILL YOU MYSELF!" So yeah unconventional indeed, but it worked for five times, and I never had to use it anymore. Moral: My own body and every fucking cell of it, is not the only one that fears me more than death.

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What do a gas and a liquid have in common? Nothing

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If a girl sleeps with 20 guys, she's a slut. If a guy does the same... He's Gay.

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Woman's rights

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was a cold day

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What kind of condoms do cows use? None.

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