Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

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I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Alright alright Tifa, you look totally different from your drawn identical twin. And yeah I could have been a bit more subtle, don't you worry, I have a special knack for SPAMMING COMMENTS INTO THE ABYSS! I mean sheesh you where pretty open about it earlier, and you said you did not give a damn about what random people thought... Moral: But yeah, I can do better than that, I just do not want to, no seriously, if you are going to go feeling ashamed, then I have failed you.

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Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

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What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

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I like colin but not as much as apple

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who did the strait guy marry? a woman

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Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

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Obama

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Once upon a time, The end.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

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I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

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Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

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What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

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How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

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your mother

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Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

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why did the lady fall out the window? someone threw axe at her

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What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

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What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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