Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

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What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

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Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

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What is green, slimy and has 8 legs? Uncle Martin

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What kind of condoms do cows use? None.

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tom pauling

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What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

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A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

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What's the difference between a bomb and a muslim? Nothing. The difference is only apparent. At the fundamental basic building blocks of the universe, everything is made up of quarks.

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A man and Sasquatch are walking down the shoreline on the eastern coast, the man looks back at the foot prints in the sand, he notices that during the hardest parts of his life, there were only one pair of footprints, while in his easiest moments, he sees two pairs of footprints; the man is disturbed about this and he asks Sasquatch this. "Sasquatch, Although you have always promised to be with me in my life, I see that when I needed you most, you were never there. Why is this Sasquatch?" Sasquatch replies, "HREAAHAHG?!"

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You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

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How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

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Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

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Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

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I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

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Do you speak alien? Hola.

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how bout that airplane foood!!!1

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Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

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What do you call a man with no legs? A cripple

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Two people are walking down the street, unaware of the highly polluted environment and that they could save a life.

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What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

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How do you hold someone in suspense?

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anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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