- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

What did Washington say to his men before they got into the boat? Men, get in the boat!

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

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There is a middle-eastern man in customs with a turban and a briefcase and he is profiled by his race which is a sad fact of our society.

What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

Yo mama is so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

What did the engineer say to the supervisor? Hi.

How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

Your mama's p*ssy is so stank, she should probably consult her physician as she may have an easily treatable infection.

Whats, red, blue, green, yellow, feels like popcorn, looks like jello, tastes like hydrogen peroxide and smells like burning logs? i dont know. i was asking you

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