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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

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Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

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what do u call a black person by his name

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

how many dead babies can you fit into a blender? 17 how do you get them out? Tortilla chips, but you'd be arrested by that time anyway because you just murdered 17 babies

Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

Scenario: Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub The first one says, "Hey, can you pass the radio please" And the second one replies, "Sorry, my cousins are made of soap."

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

???????????? ???????????? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? A wild EXEGGUTOR appeared!

A man wearing a chicken t-shirt and holding a pair of dentures walks into the Youtube headquarters, then immediately walks out in fear of getting a copyright strike.

What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

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