a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

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never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

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With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

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how many dead babies can you fit into a blender? 17 how do you get them out? Tortilla chips, but you'd be arrested by that time anyway because you just murdered 17 babies

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You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

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two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

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you first

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Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

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what do u call a black person by his name

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

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Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

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Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

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so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

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Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

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when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

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What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

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Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

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What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

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Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

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Anti Joke

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