why did the chicken cross the road? well he usually takes the bus to his job but he missed it so he had to walk. Unrelated to this, he works at KFC

What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

Girl : What's a anti joke ? Boy : it's you .

What's worse than stepping on legos? Massive genocide

Why couldn't Timmy ride a bicycle? Because Timmy was a goldfish

Why was the mom crying? Her son was found in the oven.

Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

Q: What do you call a Muslim controlling a plane? A: A pilot.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? yea, neither has he.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

A father teaches his son to ride a bike. Father: Don't stop or you'll fall. Son: Ok, dad. They have a nice time,

Pull my finger ouch..

Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

Why did the chicken protest? He wanted to be able to cross the street without getting his motives questioned.

Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

Adam Thomas is homosexual

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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