- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

Q: Why did the black man call the white man a rasict? A:because he called him black.

I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

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