What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

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aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

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I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree. Q: Are you a tree? A: No.

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

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Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

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My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

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hello juliano and guss. having fun?

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why did the chicken cross the road?... it actually didn't

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Moralman... Seriously man, take it easy, my name is Nero, yes I play dual identities sometimes, it is only in order to convey my hidden messages to my people. I am deeply sorry to admit that those that assaulted you where indeed from my order, they have been prosecuted by the law and excluded from our order.

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

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#Cutforbieber - Cole g.

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knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

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What do you do if you see an alien landing? This depends entirely on the circumstances under which the landing takes place. It also depends on the observed nature of the alien,but given the high unlikelihood of this occurrence, one may be safe in the knowledge that he or she will never have to deal with such a mental state of stress.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

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knock knock get lost!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Why, apples are the optimum environment for the worm species, offering a stable temperature with the efficiency of nutrition and comortable value, therefore in reality finding a worm in your apple is a healthy suggestion that the Global Warming effects on Earth have not yet affected the ever increasing innocent worm population.

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Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

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Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

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Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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