- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chinese man have a cat in his oven? Because his wife had decided to divorce him that day so he threw he in the oven, and the cat happened to be in her arms at the time.

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

Rose's are red, violets are red, trees are red, bushes are red, oh God the garden's on fire.

How do you kill a zombie? You don't. Zombies aren't real.

A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

Why did the girl have twins she was raped

What's the difference between a North Korean and a South Korean? Nothing, they're both chinese.

a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

why did the duck fall in the water? It got shot

Hey girl, are you from Jamaica? Cus ja makin me go temporarily insane.

What do you call a black person riding a bicycle? A black person riding a bicycle.

What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

why did the black boy read a book. Because he had a book report due next week

What is the difference between baseball and the holocaust? One is a fun sporting event…. The other is baseball.

Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

Knock knock whos there? I have no anus

how do you make old people hate eachother? put them in a night time psychology class

ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

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