A black man walks Into a bar.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says"What do u want?" The ducks replays "EVERY DAY IM SHUFFLING!!!" The bartender slaps the duck in its face and quid his job. The bar has a hard time finding a replacement and his business dies. THE END

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Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

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whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

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2 guys are on a scaffolding. One of them says to the other "If you fall from here, theres a high probability you will die"

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What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

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whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

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What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

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Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

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What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

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how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

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what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

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What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

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if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

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whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

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4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

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Why are you looking here? The joke's in your hand.

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Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

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What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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