- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

This one time at band camp music was played.

"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

Why did chuck Norris take his friends to the buffet? Because buffets are great social conventions due to the allowance of sharing social favors while grabbing a succulent meal. Visit golden corral today.

One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

what do u call a black person by his name

how many dead babies can you fit into a blender? 17 how do you get them out? Tortilla chips, but you'd be arrested by that time anyway because you just murdered 17 babies

You're so stupid, you had to take part in special classes in school, and despite this specific attention to your educational development, you've made no major progress.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

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