- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

What does Santa Claus keep in his gardening shed? Nothing. Santa Claus isn't real.

Why does mexico not have an Olympic team? They do

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

What did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing. They're muffins.

Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 7 ate 9.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

vaginas are pretty!!!!

A guy walks into a bar. He then comes home at 4 a.m. to beat his wife.

Knock knock Who's there? Your brother My brother who? The dead guy over there.

Do you know what it looks like when you put a cat in the microwave for 3 minutes? I don't know either because I close my eyes when I masturbate.

You ever hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither has she.

whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

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