Rose's are red, violets are red, trees are red, bushes are red, oh God the garden's on fire.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was severely depressed.

Why was Mrs. Clause mad at Santa Clause? Because he was hanging out with three hoes, Ho, Ho, and Ho

What's the difference between a North Korean and a South Korean? Nothing, they're both chinese.

Why did the girl have twins she was raped

a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

Hey girl, are you from Jamaica? Cus ja makin me go temporarily insane.

why did the duck fall in the water? It got shot

What do you call a black person riding a bicycle? A black person riding a bicycle.

What is the difference between baseball and the holocaust? One is a fun sporting event…. The other is baseball.

What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

Knock knock whos there? I have no anus

how do you make old people hate eachother? put them in a night time psychology class

Why did the chicken cross the road?... To get to the other side.

all your base are belong to mark

You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

Why was the Microsoft fan happy? Because Steve Jobs died.

Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

What does a carrot and a potato have in common? They're both not chocolate

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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