- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Santa Claus keep in his gardening shed? Nothing. Santa Claus isn't real.

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

Why does mexico not have an Olympic team? They do

whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

vaginas are pretty!!!!

A guy walks into a bar. He then comes home at 4 a.m. to beat his wife.

why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

what do you call jerry sandusky with a kid in a shower jerry sandusky

What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

Knock knock Who's there? Your brother My brother who? The dead guy over there.

Do you know what it looks like when you put a cat in the microwave for 3 minutes? I don't know either because I close my eyes when I masturbate.

Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

Where did Ann go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.

Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

How do you kill a blonde? There are countless ways to complete such a task all of which have infinite variations.

A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

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