What did the people say to each other when they ate the orange? Orange you glad I didn't eat you:) HAHAHAA orange you glad that I am good at telling jokes!

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You ever hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither has she.

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Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

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Women's rights

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How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

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Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

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Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Minecraft!

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Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

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rosie o'donald goes on a diet

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Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

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drugs.

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Cows are land manatees.

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If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

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Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

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Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

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There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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