- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a convicted serial killer.

What does Tupac and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead but most of the people think they aren't.

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What do Ethiopians do for dinner? Starve.

Q: How do you stop a baby from crying? A: You hit it with brick.

Why did the girl get robbed? Because her door was unlocked.

why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

What did the jobless man get for Christmas? Fired...

Q: Why are Cats called Lolcat? A: They forgot to put "i" between l & c

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

how do you get a baby to stop swinging from a fan whack it with a shovel

A woman walks into a bar. Since having equal rights, she too falls unconcious..... Several men walk toward the bar

What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

How do you kill a blonde? There are countless ways to complete such a task all of which have infinite variations.

A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

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