- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are there so many black basketball players? Because they aren't green.

Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

a horse nibbled a baby

Why didn't the blind girl go to the party? She wasn't invited!

i died. new product by steve jobs

What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

You make me believe in myself, after all, it takes one to know one, I just wonder what I am, what are you?

Who is worse then Charlie Sheen? Hitler.

tight butthole 4 lyfe.

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy wishes the same.

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

why did the chicken cross the road? well he usually takes the bus to his job but he missed it so he had to walk. Unrelated to this, he works at KFC

Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

Why, you might ask, did in fact the chicken cross this all too infamous road? His grandma-ma phoned the righteous bird and requested a visit. Chickens never displease their family.

A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

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