How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You write a really difficult riddle in braille and tell her to solve it.

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What's cooler than living on the sun? Everything, because the sun is the hottest entity in the entire universe. Plus, who'd want to live on the sun?

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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What happened when 7 8 9? Six was afraid! HAHAHaha....ha.... wait, no. I told that wrong....

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how many jews can you fit into a car 5, two in the front three in the back

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Whats worse than getting punched in the balls? Getting punched in the balls twice.

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A black man walks into an abbatoir.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "He has a mild concussion."

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Life gave me onions. Onionaide Sucks

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? I don't know it really depends on the car, usually about 2 in the front, 3 in the back and... That's about it

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Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

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Why did the dude fall? Because he tripped over a stick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he does what he wants.

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why did the kid fall off the swing? someone threw a fridge at him

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Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

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know whats funnier than 24? 25.

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What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

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Why did the Chinese man have a cat in his oven? Because his wife had decided to divorce him that day so he threw he in the oven, and the cat happened to be in her arms at the time.

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Okay, one second.

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

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Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms

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Rose's are red, violets are red, trees are red, bushes are red, oh God the garden's on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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