What did Hitler say to the Jew? I don't know, I don't speak German.

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A man walks into the bar with his parrot, but sadly the parrot was attacked ferociously by a flock of seagulls and it died.

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A ninja walked into a dojo and was kindly greeted by his master.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is notified, and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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Whats smarter you or the person writing this? -The answer is that i said whats smarter not whose smarter so I am smarter because you had no clue this was point less pie

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Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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Why was the frog sad? Because he had a boy's face stapled to his feet.

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knock, knok who's there? ya ya who? yahoo

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The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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This little pig went to market, This little pig stayed at home, This little pig had pork chops, And this little pig was GONE...

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What do you call three mexicans in a bowl of soup? Whatever their respective names might happen to be.

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How do you get a boy out of bed, you cut off his fingers.

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Mud.

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When you cross a bird on the sidewalk what do you do??? Run in big circles.

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Why is it sad that a black guy died in a car crash He was my friend

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A man walks into a bar Ouch!

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uhyuyuyhyuuuhuyuhh rice crispies

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I wont vouch for anybody right now, but nobody I know would attack anyone, I know I can be overly sensitive at times, but its not fun anymore, stop that.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because Your mother said so. Now get a life and get off this website young fellas.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? They practice.

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Mum: Black or white iPod? Her Son: Black Please, it'll run faster.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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