You just made me realize something friend, and for that I am grateful, I quit and left the remains of what could have been put together again, I mean if the chance was there, I betrayed both you and myself by leaving a sinking ship. I keep telling myself that our dream has no chance of becoming real in a world where people lack what we consider vision, individuality. Now I realize that by losing faith in humanity accepting their individuality and becoming an author of fiction, I have indeed lost my own belief in a greater world, this of course being reflected upon the fact that I write fiction, rather than speeches and well, what I once considered wisdom. Its just that its lonely at the top, the wiser you become, the more alienated you become from the rest, and if others no longer grasp our concepts of wisdom, strength honor, love and such.. Then I suppose that we just end up lonely, as aliens in a world full of monkeys, until I have begun questioning myself if I am just an arrogant prick, and taken that for an answer. Then it does not matter if you have one follower or a million... ...The sensation of solitude, becomes overwhelming, I guess I have been looking around the world for a definition, rather than following my own heart. Listen, I wont pretend to be you, but I will gladly join you, but if you cannot accept us as equals, I decline. Hey on the brighter side, I always got a "man that likes men" vibe out of you, I suppose I got myself a fan huh? Someone trying to copycat me. Damn, I feel broken, or maybe I just realized how broken I have allowed myself to become, lets say you are not really a woman and where using this in order to break me. Then I gotta say you got me there, and I am not proud of that, I guess that you trying, where I gave up, makes you the better one regardless.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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How do you make a bull angry? Light it on fire

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Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

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Q:what word starts with "p" and ends with "orn"? A: popcorn

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The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

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If anyone can read me... I am Michael Jackson and I would really appreciate if someone could get me out of this... box... I mean help! Where am I! I think I have been under a long coma and would appreciate any small boys digging me out... Moral: I hope there is no hell... for my own sake that is...

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

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Steve jumps through a window...he forgot he was on the 231st floor...He dies

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Two Mexicans walk into a bar, The bartender says your hired.

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your mother is so fat that her doctor advised her to stick to a strict diet and exercise routine to help her lose weight

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How many babies can you fit in a blender? Depends how hard you push.

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Wanna hear something funny? Sure. Okay,cool

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Why did Princess Diana die? Because she deserved it!

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, everything is grey, i'm a dog.

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You know Hellen Kellers retarded? No shes blind and deaf. Ehhh same thing.

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what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

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Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

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What did winter say to summer? Nothing. Seasons are physically incapable of speaking because they are not living things. They are simply an idea made by humans to explain why the weather changes as the sun spins around the earth.

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ur dug has tits <3 from Alec Bamford xxxxxxxx<3<3<3xxxxxx QAHS 4life

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What's 9+10 20+1-1-1+2-1-1+1-2+1

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giddy goat

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What does a joke and an anti-joke have in common? Nothing, since "anti-" refers to the opposite of the word that it is modifying.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to spend the night with his friend.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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