- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

Why was the 6 year old girl crying? Her step-dad kicked her in the face.

why did the chicken cross the road? Does it matter why, it just did.

How do you get a pirate out of your seat? Politely ask him to move for you were there first.

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

What swims in the ocean? Fish

how many neggers does it take to screw in a light bul.... Nvm, Neggers be too busy screwing ur wife, plus they're lazy.

What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

wanna here a dirty joke? Suree A white horse fell in a mud puddle dum dumdum dum duuuuuuummmm

Women's Rights.

There's two people, one wearing a nice sweater and the other is not. The one without has to walk the dog, so he asks the other guy if he can have his sweater. He says "No but you can wear it."

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead why did the dog fall out of the tree? because it was attached to the monkey

i have a christmas tree.

Poop swing

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

What did the ant say when he walked in the club. . . Nothing he was immediately stepped on.

How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Honestly though bud, are you wasted? XD

Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

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