- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

what happens every day? People die

Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

What s the difference between a pigeon ?

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

When a suicide-bomber went to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

Why did he have to die so young? It just isn't fair... In all considerations, the bullet didn't ask to become embedded in his skull either.

What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

NOTICE: If you have noticed this notice then you will have noticed this notice is not worth being noticed

If there's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police, because it's obviously a darky that's up to no good.

What did the lady find when she walked through the door? Her husband stabbing himself to death because she ate his cornflakes

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first Monkey. Why did the third Monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

how long did it take the blonde to solve the rubiks cube when she knew the algorithm? Approximately 6.73 minutes.

Q: whats worse that sucking at piano A: the world blowing up

Q: Why couldnt the kid feel his legs A: He had no arms

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??