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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Kill her entire family.

What can an elevator do that a mexican can't? Raise a family.

A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

How do you make a basketball team short You cut off their legs

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

What's sicker than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill death ratio

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