Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

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Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

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A man buys a prius

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Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

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how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you crying? I'm not crying. Oh.

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve.

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Why did the jew give all his money away to charity? -No I'm kidding, he didn't.

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what's worse than finding mommy kissing santa clause ? slave trading

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A guy starts writing a gag for a joke site. But then he couldn't think of a punchline.

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What has four wheels, two wings, and flies? A bird...I was kidding about the wheels.

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A worm slowly crawled through the ground, only to be eaten by an incoming bird.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's a woman.

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How can you tell if someone's a Vegan? It will probably come up in conversation, usually during the planning phase of a trip to a restaurant.

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Why did Princess Diana die? Because she deserved it!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick!

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Why is Timmy a dumbass ? He's not, because asses cannot, by definition, be intelligent, so it is unnecessary to qualify it as "dumb".

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasnt wearing a seat belt.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passenger seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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