- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus !

Why did the man die? Because he was unpopular and someone killed him with a gun. He is now dead. RIP.

why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

A gentleman walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What can I get for you?" The gentleman replys that he would like a beer. After the bartender fulfils the gentleman's order, the gentleman drinks his beer and enjoys it.

Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

what did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? cancer

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the man do when he dropped his bar of soap. He picked it up

Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? words

Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

why did sally fall off the swing? because she was a fish.

Why are there so many black basketball players? Because they aren't green.

Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retaarded guy? A. Your retarded

What can you conclude about a black man in a mercedes? He has crack and car insurance.

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