- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

HI MY NAME IS DOUG

How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

The Pittsburgh Pirates

What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

- Knock knock - Excuse me, I don't have time, my house is on fire ! - We're the firemen.

what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? One is easier to unload with a pitchfork.

How do you spell eight? 8

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

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