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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face", the horse said nothing; because it is a horse.

How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

Queens Park rangers

Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

Yo momma so Fat that she got picked for the Olympic Swim Team

They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

Roses are red, violets are blue, f* you, f* you.

What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

- Knock knock - Excuse me, I don't have time, my house is on fire ! - We're the firemen.

A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

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