- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

"Well, you done done me and you bet I felt it; I tried to be chill, but then I realized that when used as an adjective, 'chill' refers to the temperature." -Jason Mraz

Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

What did one Lacrosse player say to the other? Let's touch shafts

Neither have I

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

Q: What's Black and White and Red All Over? A: This is a logical fallacy. If something is "Red All Over," it is implied that no other color can be showing. Thus, whatever innate Black and/or Whiteness was formerly attributed to said object will now have been inherently obfuscated by its Redness.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7 is black.

knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

Hi

Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

what?

Your mother's so fat that affects her self esteem.

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