why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

Why did the New York Times cancel Otis Redding's subscription? Because he died.

What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

What did the lone KKK member do when he passed 10 large, muscular black men in the street? He did not tell them that he was a member of the KKK.

If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

My parents died!

What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

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Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

why is my phone broken i dropped it

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Mormons having fun.

Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

Kim Kardashian got a job.

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What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

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