What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

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Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

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When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

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Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

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Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

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Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

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What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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One day a child goes to the doctor and says, "it hurts when do this" as he pokes his throat. The doctor, after several well-performed deep tissue testing, diagnosed the child with stage four esophageal cancer. The child cried himself to sleep that night.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead baby's? Being raped by a giant scorpion. Well that escalated quickly. Also i'm gonna call the cops.

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what does the black guy order for a drink at the bar. kool aid

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

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Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

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Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

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Jaden McMichael

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Where do cows go for entertainment? Nowhere, most are slaughtered, processed, and eaten by humans.

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Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

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What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

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Jimmy Saville

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- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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