- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

what do you get when you cross a man and a horse? Collision

Knock knock. Who's there? Frank. Frank who? Cut the shit, I'm being chased by a tiger!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

what did God say on the 7th day? -zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

What did Helen Keller say to the leper? Buaaaaguuuhloo

What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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