- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

Have you seen the 6th sense? Nope, is it good? Yeah Bruce Willis is dead

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

What do you do when a man in a corner offers you candy? You walk away.

Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Why did the Jew rob the bank? -He was a criminal.

What do you get when you cross a Poodle with a cupcake? Stop looking at these anti-jokes and get back to work.

Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

what's the worst thing ever? reality TV shows and singing contest shows

A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

What's the difference between a rock and a baby? You can't have sex with the rock.

A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

What do you call a black cop? Officer.

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